Pulp's "Common People", as told by Archie and the Riverdale gang.
what in the fuck?
okay, this is actually pretty funny.
aluminum foil as a... what the fuck?
Seriously, is it possible to oppose sex ed in schools when you hear a kid say that aluminum foil works instead of a condom? I'm sure that every generation says this, and maybe it's true, but kids seem to be getting laid a lot more nowadays. Also, they nasty.