Friday, March 14, 2008

The Planetary Enquirer

Saturn + Rhea = ENGAGED!!!!!

Guess what moon has been seen around town sporting a new set of rings? My sources tell me that longtime companions Saturn and Rhea have finally agreed to tie the knot!! No word yet on whether this move was planned to mirror another bland-looking chunk of rock and ice, but here's looking forward to some hijinks on the red carpet!!!!

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