Saturday, January 17, 2009

Since I know for a fact that I'm the only one here watching Battlestar Galactica, I've done you the favor of presenting to you my audible responses to the new episode tonight, the beginning of the end of the series:

"So they're space hobos. On planet Earth. Wait, why am I still watching this?"
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"Oh, well that's really nice, to -OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL? OOOOOH WHY?"
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"Where did all those fistfights come from?"
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"Wait, so he's making it with a robot now?"
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"Seriously. where do they keep getting all this booze in space?"
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"this is aggressive and disturbing."
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"I need to know about this. Are they drinking space gasoline? It looks like scotch or something, but I cannot see any way how they could distill in that environment. Plus, these guys are all too drunk to gather the ingredients."
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"oh yeah, these two."
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"I'm trying to think of another show that's as depressing as this one. M*A*S*H? Mama's Family?
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"Even in the future, an eyepatch is an eyepatch".
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"There is absolutely no way that we see this happening in this show"

So there you go.

4 comments:

sarah said...

Somehow I wound up catching the tail end of an episode tonight at a friends. As my first BG experience. I found myself saying to my friend across the room when a member decided to fatally hurt themselves, "Wasn't that character kind of an integral part to the show."

The response, "nah."

I'm still confused.

Carrie said...

you still haven't sold me on it. Sorry!

Chase said...

seems too nerdlinger, but i'd have said that about True Blood, and that show is clearly garbage and i've only got two episodes left. and i started on Saturday.

Chase said...

and did i mention that Steven Root is AWESOME on True blood? and that Frank sobotka is awful?