I wanted to write something about the death of Harry Kalas, but I've got a truckload of reading in front of me and the way my day is going, I'd probably get gandraped by a herd of elephants before I get to finish writing it up. Needless to say, he was one of the greats and his voice is truly missed. and I'm glad he at least got to anounce the Phils' Series win.

As far as my day, it really was a shitty one of epic proportions. When, by 1:30 PM. you've decided that you're better off going home and not going outside for the rest of the day, you know things aren't going your way. I also got pulled over for the first time in awhile, and got my first ticket since... 2000. It was a nice streak, and the longest of my life so far, so now I got a challenge.
But then I found an article about a guy who had a 5 cm fir tree removed from his lungs. While that's pretty damned weird, I think the craziest part is that he "probably inhaled a bud and it proceeded to grow inside his body". Yeah. So, I got that going for me. That is, not having a tree taking root in my lungs. Which is nice.

Google maps kills a deer

HOLY SHIT. Check out picture 3. Someone put some paper eyes on that thing!

Alright.
Someone needs to destroy VH1.

These reality shows are just disgusting. While I am by no means certain and refuse to do the research, but I don't think any of them has ever accomplished a contestant finding true love, sobriety, etc... the only thing I can be positive was gained in the process of filming these shows is a whale-sized tank of venereal disease.

Ewwww, think about what would happen if you were the one that rented the mansion after one of those shows was filmed there. Turning a blacklight on the place would probably just tear a whole in the space-time continuum.

11 Toxins found in our drinking water

Scary shit right here.

This was a fake SNL product, right?

Toilet for two. $1400.
That's 7 Adobes*
*(can't find a video link for that one).

This Week in Ewwwww

PETA urges Ben & Jerry's to use human breastmilk

You thought I was gonna go with a got milk ad, didn't you? pfffff grow up.

Okay, listen. I've attacked soy milk in the past*, but I think I could probably stomach it when faced with this option.

*only in the case of using it with cereal. Which just happens to be 95% of my milk consumption.

Did this one already make the rounds? I haven't seen it, but then unless it's about some stupid movie or the presidential race, I haven't noticed anything since like May.