Monday, December 11, 2006

Pinochet is dead.

Good. That's terrible, I know. But that motherfucker deserves far worse than house arrest for a few years. I have nothing but contempt for leaders that do the sort of things to their people that he did, and I've got nothing but shame for being from a country that put that shitheel into power. That's how we spread freedom; by overthrowing democratically elected leaders and letting their replacements fucking murder people. You know, that's bad enough. But how is Kissinger still advising the leaders of this country? How is that guy not in a cell? That guy should've been devoured by a plague-like swarm of Jiminy Crickets conjured into existence by the black hole of karma that that man carries around with him? Remember that Disney xmas special? Where's that little bastard when you need him. He goes after cheap bosses but not war criminals? Straighten out your priorities, little man.
I just wanted to check in because my mobile posts are not working anymore, but seem to be going to someone else's little dealie. what the shit is that? Hopefully, I'll have resolved the problem by this afternoon. I'll probably post some Blockhead songs later today because those albums have been playing constantly in Cobra-La. ad because that's all I have in front of my right now.

Question: Would it be funnier to fork-stab a drunken, groping Santa Claus or to taser him? Personally, I think a taser -what with the smoking beard and convulsions- but that might just be my irrational dislike of Santas. and electricity.
I love forks though.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chile is pretty sweet now though, they have a secular female president! and the economy is strong. Chile is like if Denver and Chicago said "you know what screw you guys, we're going to be our own country" and then mountain men and guys that work in meat packing plants all decided to root for the same football team and elect a "tough broad" to lead them. So don't cry for Chile. They have moved on with their lives and are openly mocking us. And argentina for sucking up to us all the time. Chileans don't even speak english. it's bizarro down there. They look at your dollars and say "what the hell am i supposed to do with that? You're in Chile, speak SPANISH, gringo".

Unknown said...

So they're all cool with a couple thousand of them getting murdered? Sure, they've rebounded spectacularly, but that never gave us the right to install a psychotic just because he was as afraid of communism as we were?
Dude you are so on the taser list behind Santa.