I had no idea that the Grammys were last night. I can't remember the last time I watched them, but I was probably in high school. I could go on here about how the expansion and ensuing collapse of the music industry coupled with the advent of the internet critic and disappearing radio formats have reduced this and truly all other awards ceremonies into a self-congratulatory farce, but I'm tired from other stuff at the moment, so I'll just say that I don't watch the Grammys because they're dumb. But...

BUT...

I find it interesting that the biggest story of the Grammys last night is who was NOT there. Hey Chris Brown, subtle, man.

Also, Robert Plant apparently looks even more like a mummy than the last time I saw him.